Ticket checker

A French "d'oc"
newly recruited to the project with VAT,
he welcomes and accompanies commuters to Varosio.
A character without nuances, rigid
and inflexible with those who do not follow
(his) rules, and bound to Igor O'Gobbo
by a distant past.

 

Mr. Multina

Novice retired,
he has not yet discovered the pleasure
to watch public works.

Therefore he rages at the station
of Varosio, inciting people
and pushing them to fight
to be able to enjoy a little movement.
After 3 bypasses and 2 strokes,
he was recommended not to exaggerate 
in his troublesome activities.

 

Ewok

Hybrid between a Wookie and a hobbit,
He was found at an early age
at the gates of Varosio church.
Mislead for a North American brown bear cub,
spent his childhood locked in the zoo of Varosio.
Fate decided that, during one of his meals,
he uttered his first word
to the guardian that was feeding him: "YubNub!".

The guardian of Philippine origin, understood the
deep sense of these words and decided to adopt him
and send him to school along with the herd of students
who every day are rampant in the streets of Varosio
at approximately 8:00 am.

Today he has 3 degrees, but in the sad country 
in which he lives, he has only been able to follow 
his father's footsteps, also representing 
the trade union of CFA (Committee Frustrated Animals).

 

Joaquin Cortez

Born Burlamacco Marco,
he worked as a stunt double in dangerous scenes
of Argentine tango of the famous namesake.

Unbridled passion for vests
(full stock number 2 pieces),
using his Latin appeal he attends the public 
transportation stops in search of pussy.

Has a secret love, the Valkyrie,
but it is intimidated by the size
and fear of not being up
in his famous amateur art.

 

The Valkyrie

Of northern European origins,
she dropped in our country
with illusions of conquest (of hearts).

All she was able to achieve
is a job as cashier in the famous
Erremoscia supermarkets,
where she dreamed of meeting a client
Prince Charming that could kidnap her
on a white SUV,
becau she wouldn't fit in a little car.

He has a secret love, Joaquin Cortez,
but she is traditionalist and waits
for him to make the first step.

 

Yogurt

Elderly creature
(There are rumors about hundred years),
he is patiently waiting for the return of 
his disciple but Varosio transportation 
seem to have taken him prisoner.

Despite the Schwartz powerfully flows in him,
it is from about 5 days who do not attend
the bathroom of the nearby station because
he felt a tremor heralding the
the arrival of someone more powerful than he.

 

Sid

Avid reader,
nothing seems to distract from
his main task.
Yet with infinitesimal slowness,
he performs movements undetectable
by the human eye and, very slowly,
he is moving towards
his office in downtown Varosio.

 

Joix de vivre

Sunny and party girl,
she's "joy bursting" from every pore
and cheers the evenings of 
many people in Varosio.

However, the revelry of the night
turns into silence and resignation
to her life in the morning,
when she joins the rest of the world
in bed-office migration.

 

Your Friend

A tireless walker,
she makes a daily trip
so long that the end is not yet known.

Legend tells that at her goal
there is a golden pot.

Always fashionable, she owns a flat
in downtown Varosio of which 35sqm
dedicated to the walk-in closet
to contain her complete collection
of clothes, shoes, bags
and every kind of female accessory.

 

Steven S.

Namesake of the famous ... prison,
he is often mistaken for George Lucas,
considering his passion for video recordings.

He shot important films like: The Hole,
The hole 2, The Hole 3,
The hole 4: no more free holes.

He says his latest work is
set in Varosio,
entitled "Star Varos"
but at present time it seems that his shots
are more foreshadowing

"The Hole 5: holes everywhere!"

 

The violinist

A self-styled street artist
who sells his art.

His melancholic melodies
awake and enchant the monsters
that everyone brings within,
for this reason it is suspected
that his music really is
a refined psychological experiment
intended to degrade further
Varosio society, of which
he is studying the average IQ.

The weaker minds, however, appear
immune to this sort of spell,
in fact it seems that there have
not been significant changes
in the behavior of the population
by the arrival of the violinist.

Yet he perseveres in his
violinist secondary activities,
probably because most profitable
than the primary.

 

Tobacconist

Pure Varosio guy, Intolerant,
grumpy, rude and intractable
even with its customers,
soon he makes forget himself.

In fact, not even his physiognomy
remains impressed because not even
remotely comparable to his
sharp words that does not spare anyone.

 

Ambrogio

Underestimated and tireless
servant of the Pitone,
it manages to hold off the vegetation
in front of the building that,
without his contribution,
grows not controlled because
the extreme fertility of the soil
(Radioactivity beyond the limits
allowed have not been
believed to be responsible).

Due to the high energy consumption
necessitating his activities
often it needs a refill,
but the energy bill
is still lower than
the gardener's invoice.

 

Melinda Dueani (ex O'Gobbo)

Multilingual Receptionist of Pitone,
warmly she welcomes visitors
and lovingly entertains
telephone interlocutors
that seem to call to hear her
more than business reasons related to
the company's business.

When not on the phone,
she seems to spy on his colleagues
through the various cameras
arranged in the various departments of the company.

Citing security reasons
and ranting of improper use
the males "personal equipment",
she would even like to install cameras
in men's bathrooms but, so far,
the managers of Pitone
did not want to pander her.

 

Mr. Parrucchetti

The director of human resources
of Pitone, although the role,
does not seem the best person
with which to have human relationships,
but not even professional.

Despite a past as ogre
of which tried to erase all traces,
he wanted to transform the physical 
environment close to him to fit
to its true nature and to induce nightmares
to the unwary visitors.

He wields his professionalism
with his gestures and facial expressions,
especially manual.

 

Alì the chemist

Of uncertain origin due
of its high mobility and
flexibility in finding a
new jobs and a place to sleep,
he has earned the nickname
because of the curious combination
of its activities on chemistry
at Pitone with a long line
of terroristic attacks
occurred in recent years.

Suspicions that have accumulated
on him disappeared when,
as a result of a company reorganization,
Ali found himself directing
the fundamental project of the company
which will lift the fortunes. Maybe.

 

Trancisco D'Argent

Despite his now
long presence in Varosio,
Trancisco has not lost
its exotic inflection
and often confuses the other person:
his colleagues, despite
sometimes shared with him part
of the day for several years,
often seem to bear him out
only to get rid of him.

In addition to his work at Pitone,
mainly carried outside his office,
cultivates a passion
for the technology and systems for
of last generation of audiovisual
with which to see his favorite movies,
including the tetralogy of "The Hole".

 

Onesto Morrandi

Designer of printed circuit boards,
Onesto carries out with great,
great, great quiet his work,
dedicating the bare essential to
the assigned activities.
However he's very easily tired
and, perhaps because of the earphones
he wears and that do not allow him
to hear even himself,
often indulges in
liberators and soothing gestures.

With a conception extremely
personal and relativistic of time,
Onesto is still waiting for the so
called big carrot,
which in technical jargon is an increase
of salary.

 

WikiPerian

Although it appears as a simple hologram,
WikiPerian is actually The most advanced
form of artificial intelligence
in which Mr. Periani has poured
all his knowledge before going into retirement.

Source of constant inspiration
(And receptor of appropriate fee),
WikiPerian is the hinge of Pitone, 
to which technical guys in the
laboratory turn whenever
emerges a problem in appearance
unsolvable.

Curiously, and contrary to his alter ego,
occasionally has fun in coloring
explanations and to turn them into puzzles.

 

Edofix

One of Pitone technician
often works against his will with
Squelloramix (see below),
in an attempt to prevent
to his colleague to make the
most unspeakable disasters
the engineering companies have
ever endured.

Annoyed by the inverse proportionality
between capacity and remuneration
which seems to be based the Pitone,
often he stays as a wallflower
despite having sufficient skills
to perform more skilled tasks.

It is by most considered the descendant
of a druid if not directly one
mad scientist, and therefore confined
in the den-laboratory of Pitone
in which he handles concoctions at will,
at least until Squelloramix comes
to ask him "support."

 

Squelloramix

One of the golden pillars of
Pitone and simultaneously her
greatest scourge.

Time was relentless with him
but also nice: despite clear
symptoms of senility, slowness of reflexes
and his improbable solutions, unrealizable
or more often dated, which pushed
sometimes the manager's hypothesis
of his early retirement,
Squelloramix is still very active and
is the source of new creative projects,
to which, however, it is often
necessary to put the brakes.

He believes to be still important
for Pitone and that his experience
worth much more than a degree.

However, no one has yet succeeded
to make him understand that the conversion
between different physical measurement units
can not be made even with 
the Schrodinger equation.

 

Lord Tchae

The general manager of Pitone,
hired since few years for
fix the permanent crisis 
situation of company.

Yet the layoffs carried out
does not seem to have brought a great
savings and the owner of
company has always opposed
mass layoffs.

It seems, however, 'that the new project,
on which good part of employees 
are focused , can help him
revive the fortunes of the company.
For better or for worse.

 

Bamba Parigi

The attendant deals
only to walk around for the
laboratory putting in place here
and there or wasting time to
unlucky guy with speeches
redundant and rarely focused
at work (of others).

As business philosophy,
the Bamba seems to take one
enormously oversized salary
compared to its capacity and
the actual work done.

However, the responsibility of
Its role is high, even if as a 
matter of facts no one ever 
addresses him except when forced.